I just bought this software. Now I expect a couple of you to do the same thing. They have an excellent affiliate program, so I’ll get 50% of your purchase fee. I have 4 kids with no college funds so at least half your money will go to a good place.

Seriously though. I really did just pay $188 for the unlimited version. I plan to take over the Twitter universe in a truly nefarious and megalomaniacal way. I don’t want some cracked version which won’t be updated.

If you are thinking Hummingbird is the way, today it is broken. Check it out in the forums. Humming bird is fine for a few accounts (assuming they fix it) but not for buying Ferraris.

This thing has the power to kill. Along with an account creator tool and  a few good proxies, it could be really, really dangerous.  I may be ‘pleading the 5th’ and not confessing all I plan to do with the thing. You may also need some e-mail accounts. Think 1000 Twitter accounts each following 400 per day all with links back to your affiliate stuff. Make sure you send a few referral commissions my way. C’mon, you know you weren’t going to actually do this until I inspired you.

Note that Twitter is getting smarter. You should not create more than 5 accounts per IP per day. Follow no more than say 400 per day per account. Create tweet logs that will not just spam affiliate links, but will provide some value just like a real person. Keep your link tweets below 1 in 5 at least. If most of your tweets are ‘real’. You’ll be much better off.

Um……did I just post all this? Disclaimer: This is all a big joke. You should only use this tool in a way which is fully compliant with Twitter’s terms of service. You should never buy e-mail accounts, use proxies or make $10,000’s by spamming social networks.

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